Hū a me nā palapala, kōkua a me nā kumuwaiwai, kumuwaiwai a me ka hoʻolālā. Koe i nā kūlana kūikawā e like me kēlā ʻO Christopher Moore, ʻo ka hoʻomākeʻaka ka mea i hoʻohui ʻia e ala koke iā mākou me ka minoʻaka. Pehea e hiki ʻole ai iā mākou ke hoʻomanaʻo i kēia ʻano "The conspiracy of fool" mai Kennedy Mea Hana, kekahi o nā mea hoʻomākeʻaka nui loa i kākau ʻia a pepa ʻia me kēlā ʻano ʻakaʻaka ʻaneʻane ʻeha loa. A i ʻole ke kahaha mau, mai ka hoʻomākeʻaka o nā huapalapala, don ʻO Tom sharpe.
Akā aia kekahi poʻe i ʻike i ka hana ʻana i ka ʻakaʻaka i mea holoʻokoʻa e hoʻopau i ka kūleʻa i ka misionari paʻakikī o ka hana ʻana i ka mea hilarious i ke alakaʻi "thread." ʻAe, ʻike wau ʻaʻole like ka etymology o ka yarn a me ka hilarious, akā e hoʻomaka kākou me kahi ʻakaʻaka nani...
ʻO ka nīnauʻo ia Ua ʻakaʻaka ʻo Moore i kāna kahawai kikoʻī i ka mea kūʻai aku maikaʻi loa, kāhiko ʻia me nā hiʻona maikaʻi loa i nā manawa he nui i kūpono maikaʻi ka mea.
A me ka ʻole o kahi ʻano lehulehu, ʻo ka ʻoiaʻiʻo ka hiki ʻole ke hōʻole ʻia i ka hopena o ka honua (a ma nā unuhi e nalowale ka nui o hoʻokahi tausani a me hoʻokahi mau manaʻo i nalowale i kēia wā a me nā localism kikoʻī)
Inā makemake ʻoe e ʻakaʻaka i ka wā e leʻaleʻa ana i nā pāʻani me kā lākou grotesque tangles, ma waena o ka mea kupanaha a me kahi puʻupuʻu e mālama ai i ka ʻāʻī moʻolelo, hiki iā Christopher Moore ke kahaha iā ʻoe.
3 puke moʻolelo ʻoi loa ʻo Christopher Moore
He hana haumia loa
He aha ka ʻakaʻaka ma hope o nā mea a pau? No ka make, ʻoiaʻiʻo. ʻAʻohe koho ma mua o ka nānā ʻana i kēlā lua hohonu ʻole ma hope o ka hōʻailona "ka hopena" a ʻakaʻaka i ka lepo pōʻino a mākou e lilo ai a hiki i nā maka o ka poʻe makaʻala ʻole i nā lā makani. ʻO ia ka mea a Moore i manaʻo ai i kāna hana ʻana iā Charlie Asher liʻiliʻi ʻilihune a hāʻawi iā ia i ka hiki ke hele pū me ka make i nā wahi a pau āna e hele ai, e maʻalahi ai i ka mea ʻokiʻoki e lawe i nā ola i ka ʻohi ʻana i ka mahalo nui ʻole iā Asher.
ʻO ia nō ka make nui o Murphy. A ʻike ʻoe, ke holo maikaʻi nā mea, kali no ka ʻino o chicha mālie.I kona alo nondescript, ʻo Asher kekahi o nā kāne laki loa ʻekolu ma ka honua (ua make ʻē aʻe ʻelua i nā pōʻino scooter). Me kāna wahine ua haku ʻo ia i kēlā symphony o ka maʻamau a hiki i ka hāpai ʻana o Sophie. No ka mea ʻo kona hōʻea ia a ʻike ʻia ka make (ma muli paha o ka hiamoe ʻole a me ka pōmaikaʻi maʻalahi).
ʻO ka wā e hiki mai hilarious o Asher me nā poʻe e make ke kokoke lākou iā ia a me nā leka wānana e hoʻolaha ana i nā make hou aku. Hānai ʻia me ka make pupule, kahi paio hoʻowahāwahā no kēlā kani ʻē ʻē e pili pū ana me ka pau ʻana o ka ʻaka.
ʻO ka'ānela leo nui loa o ka honua
He paradaiso ʻo Inland California kahi e ʻike mau ai ʻoe i nā wahi kūʻokoʻa e like me Pine Cove. A e like me ko lākou ʻano ʻokoʻa, ua kau ʻo Moore i kāna mau maka i kahi ʻāpana e hoʻohuli hou i nā mea āpau i lalo. ʻIke mākou a pau iā Santa Claus. ʻAe, ʻo ka mea hū e like me ka ʻīlio ma nā hale kūʻai. Ua ʻike kekahi keiki hewa ʻole e like me Joshua i ka hana ʻino ʻana o Santa a hiki i kona haʻalele ʻana iā ia me ka ʻike ʻole ma ka honua (ʻo wai ka mea ʻike inā ʻaʻole no ka hoʻāʻo ʻana e ʻaihue i kahi kaʻa).
ʻO ke kuhi, nonoi aku ʻo Joshua i ke Akua no ke ola wikiwiki ʻana o Santa. Inā ʻaʻole, e pau nā keiki i nā makana e hoʻokokoke ana i ke Kalikimaka. A ʻoiaʻiʻo, pehea e hiki ai iā ʻoe ke minamina no ka lohe ʻana i kahi keiki e pule ana pēlā?No ka mea, inā he kanaka hewa ʻole e like me ke kamaliʻi, ʻo ia kahi ʻānela liʻiliʻi ʻilihune nāna e hoʻolohe iā ia a hoʻoholo e hana. ʻO ka honua wale nō ʻaʻohe wahi no nā hale kūʻai Santa Clauses a i ʻole keruba me ka makemake maikaʻi. Hāʻawi ʻia ka grotesque kaila ʻAmelika, me kēlā lele wikiwiki o ka ʻakaʻaka i ka lani entanglement.
Cordero
ʻO ke Akua a me nā mea hoʻomākeʻaka kokoke i ka patent na Monty Pythons a me ko lākou ola mai Brian. Akā ua ʻike ʻo Moore i ka hoʻohuli ʻana i ka pilikia Baibala. No ka mea aia kahi hakahaka, ka ʻōpio o Kristo.
ʻO ka moʻolelo o kēlā mau lā ke hoʻolilo wale nei ke Akua i ka manawa, a ʻaʻole hoʻi i haʻi ʻia iā mākou e Ierusalema e Colleja, kekahi o nā hoa aloha ʻē mai ke kaiāulu i piʻi mai iā ʻoe ma ke ʻano he keiki piha i ka lepo a ʻōlelo, hiki iaʻu ke pāʻani pū me ʻoe?
ʻO ke kuhi ua lilo ʻo Colleja i hoa aloha na Iesū a ua hiki mai ka manawa e hoʻouna ʻo ia iā mākou iā mākou. ʻO kahi ʻānela hou, ʻaʻole paha i maʻalea e like me ka mea i hōʻike ʻia i loko o ka puke i haʻi ʻia aʻe nei, e hoʻāla hou iā ia a hāʻawi iā ia e haʻi i nā mea āpau, e like me kahi hōʻike ma hope o ka ʻaina awakea. Akā ʻoiai, ke kamaʻilio nei mākou e pili ana i ke Akua, a ʻo nā mea āpau e haʻi ʻia e pili ana iā ia e lilo i kahi ʻōlelo hemolele hou, no ke alakaʻi hewa ʻana o kēlā keiki i kuhikuhi iā Mesias.